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"Democracy
is the theory that holds that the common people know what
they want and deserve to get it good and hard"
- HL Mencken |
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| Democracy – The greatest
spectator sport in the world |
| Presented herein
is the A-Z guide to life and Politics™ in America during
this election year. |
| B
is for blank verse |
| Who said politics doesn’t
have a certain poetry to it? Certainly not Donald Rumsfeld,
who has written poetry which can be found here. |
| D is for Diddy |
| Hip Hop magnate P Diddy has launched
the Vote
or Die campaign, to encourage young people to participate
in democracy and make voting cool. |
| G is for Get Your War On |
Presumably everyone knows about
this by now, but it still deserves inclusion in any discussion
on United States politics just for being one of the best commentaries
on life during wartime.
Get Your
War On |
| I is for intercourse |
| In possibly the greatest triumph
for democracy since, well, ever, the crew at Fuck
the Vote have the simple mandate of “Trade Sex For
Votes Against Bush”.
This is why we fought against Communism for so many years,
Timmy. |
| J is for journalism |
| “When the press is free
and all men able to read, then all is safe” said
Thomas Jefferson. HL Mencken argued that: “Freedom
of the press means nothing unless you own the press.”
The press in America has come under some scrutiny lately
- specifically the Fox network, whose detractors accuse it
of right wing bias. The most notable accusations coming in
the form of the documentary Outfoxed.
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| M is for Moore |
| Because what would a discussion
on American politics be without the presence of Michael
Moore? |
| O is for Operation Take
One For The Country |
Some may be worried about the
legitimacy of the US’s presence in various overseas
countries. Not OTOFTC,
who exist to give… aid to the fighting men and women
of the American military.
(In the last week the above link seems to have been eaten
by the internet – choose your own conspiracy to explain
why. In the meantime, there are sites commenting on OTOFTC
here
and here.) |
| Q is for quotes |
| George W Bush is famous for his
quotes – so famous, in fact, that the neologism ‘Bushisms’
has entered the lexicon. |
| R is for Rock |
| The second volume of Rock
Against Bush was recently released. This compilation is
strongly endorsed by the fine upstanding political commentators
at Punkvoter.com. |
| S is for Sparky Penguin |
| Sparky is the mascot who appears
regularly in Tom Tomorrow’s excellent political cartoon
This Modern World
which, if you’re not reading, you should be. |
| U is for Under God |
| One Nation Under God, it turns out,
may be somewhat improper. To find out yea or nay, visit www.undergodprocon.org |
| W is for without leave |
| Did George W Bush serve all of his
allotted time in the National Guard reserves? Well, the people
at www.awolbush.com don’t
seem to think that he did... |
| Z is for zombie |
| Simply the best
political site today – bush-zombiereagan.com.
“Difficult times call for great leaders — men
of vision, strength and courage. Men like George W. Bush and
the shambling, reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan.” |
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"You know back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned
me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would
tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally
overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and
I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true."
-James Carville |