Suicide is Painless

Suicide is painless (I didn't feel a thing when you cut your wrists)

You know what I like about people who commit suicide? They save me the valuable time I would otherwise had to have taken to kick their pathetic, whining, cowardly arses until they died. Really, I appreciate the effort.

You see, suicide is an evolutionary tool - It weeds out those animals too weak to face up to the world, too selfish to think about how it will affect their loved ones, and too attention seeking to be allowed to continue.

If you are selfish enough to commit suicide, to have a loved one find your mutilated body, to have your friends feel the torment of guilt, to blight the world with one more terrible and hypocritical statistic, then you deserve to die. Fuck off away with you.

If you think you have to commit suicide, that means that you are a coward, scared to face up to the realities of life.

Where there's life there's hope, and nothing, NOTHING is so bad you have to end your life, ruin those around you. If you disagree with this, it is because you are stupid and a coward, and the gene pool - not to mention society as a whole - benefits enormously from your pathetic, self-interested removal of yourself from it.

This is not to say that I'm completely cynical about this - A girl I know only vaguely attempted suicide recently, and it fucked me up good and proper. I felt sad. I felt guilty - I rationalised that I could have helped her, I could have prevented this. This effort at self destruction >from someone who I barely know, who may very well not be able to match my face to my name, messed me up bad. Then there are her friends, her parents. How do they feel? And the worst thing; She's 17. And a poet. You recognise the signs - She did this because hell, that's what you do when you're a selfish whining teenager who has to manufacture problems for yourself because you weren't lucky enough to be born with any.

And still her parasuide fucked me up good and proper.

If you're going to kill yourself, bury yourself as well, you selfish cunt. Just fuck off somewhere and die in a desert to save those of us with the feelings you so obviously lack (if you cared about anyone you wouldn't subject them to this) the emotional pain of finding you, of feeling guilty because they didn't do as much as they think they should have.

I want a society of decent people who care about one another. If you're cowardly and stupid and selfish enough to commit suicide, we're well rid of you.

--Apathy Jack